so here's what you missed out on if you weren't at MY house last night...

get ready cuz it was a lot of fun.
and by a lot i mean--well, more fun than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, at least.
and that's saying something.

well, so after i posted, i did go upstairs and take nap.
which was really nice, even though waking up from naps is about 400 times worse than waking up in the morning--and i fucking hate waking up in the morning.
and while i was still trying to swim through the fog to reach Coherancy Beach...
twin B tells me he needs to puke.
talk about your rude awakenings....
so that went on for the rest of the evening, and then hubby got a wild hair and decided to fix the toilet.
which was broken from having too many toys flushed down it by the kids.
he actually unscrewed it from the floor and tipped it upside down.
and may i just say thanks for removing my bath mats and the kids bath toys before getting toilet water all over them...
yes, that was sarcasm.
so after two hours of manhandling the thing, shoving different things up it from two different directions...
one little hot wheels sized fire truck fell out.
but there were still more things in there, and they weren't budging.
so.
at 11 o'clock at night...
hubby got online and...
ordered a new toilet.
have i told you lately how much i love the internet?
god DAMN i love it.
so we've sealed off the downstairs bathroom until he picks up the toilet today...
in the meantime...
i shall grit my teeth, put on a couple of pairs of disposable gloves...
maybe put plastic bags around my feet?
and go in there and sanitize.
what a freaking nightmare of OCD that is.
i was nearly in convulsions last night watching him work on the thing, with all that filth around him.
all i could think of was finding one of those nuclear plant decontamination rooms, with all the sprayers and stuff...

so anyway.
whatever you did last night--it was better than this.
did you have a root canal?
great.
maybe you got mugged.
wish i was there!
flat tire on the way home in the rain?
sounds fun.

and in other news...
okay, there isn't any other news.
i wish there was, but life is boring as hell sometimes.
and today is no exception.
i have a hangnail the size of Guam, and that's serving to preoccupy me a bit...
um...
there might be something of interest....
if i just think for a second...
ooh, that hurt, no more of that.

guess i'll go attempt to make something interesting happen...