Tuesday, January 06, 2004

witty rhymes with titty

and that's cool.

so here's an annoying thing i learned today: Orgazmo isn't on DVD yet. only VHS. what the fuck?? what year is this, anyway???

okay, so remember the vow i made that i would be in the gym more often than the people who work there??
yeah, well.
kids.
that's all i have to say.
fucking offspring.
little sweet has conjuctivitis...
now, i know what you're saying.
"Lisa, a truly committed person would find another way to go to the gym. get up early, perhaps? go in the evening, maybe?"
and i bet you know what i'm saying.
let's play a little game of hide and go fuck yourself.
i don't work that way.
got it?
i'm all about getting fired up and passionate about something, but the bottom line is: if it ain't convenient, i ain't doing it.
i really hate the word ain't.
i mean, it's fun to use occassionally, but it's still really icky.
don't say ain't or your mother will faint, etc.
so watch the fuck out.
bad stuff happens when you use improper grammar.


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