i know five isn't an even number, you dumb ass.
so i did it.
i made cheesecake.
filled the void.
splenda is my new best friend.
i hope they don't discover it causes brain tumors until after i die.
cuz i hate brain tumors.
i'm watching Adaptation for the first time.
so i better go.
loving it so far.
just got interupted mid monkey spank.
this movie is so great.