i dont' know what day it is

so don't ask me.
i wouldn't tell ya anyway.
fuckers.

you know...
the great thing about calling someone a "fucker", as a supposed insult?
is it's not really an insult.
yes, i fuck. so what?
like when some fucking moron calls a girl a cocksucker, in an attempt to belittle.
why, yes, i am. and i'm damn good at it. thanks for noticing ;)

so where were we?
ah yes, i was taking your pants off.
there ya go.
much better.

am i feeling sexually charged right now?
nah.
not really.
okay, maybe a little.

am i in the mood to ask a bunch of god damned rhetorical questions?
yiiiiiiiip.

nah, that's the end.
the good news is,
while i am still digicam software-less,
my husband clued me in to a little fact:
(for the 4th time, according to him...and was that a disgruntled sigh??)
i can slip the compaqFlash directly into the printer,
and it'll do all the downloading and file naming for me.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FASTER THIS IS???
sure, the file names are a bit boring...
no more, "pussy5.jpg" or "doggy7.jpg", but...
oops.
i'm kidding.
i don't take pictures like THAT.
um.
i'm a bit embarassed by how many readers might be giggling at the absurdity of that statement...
oh well.

i need to run naked in the rain.
only my tits would hurt from the bouncing...
and i'd get cold.
sounded cool for a second, though.

oh.
and i'm just wondering...
on a scale of 1 to 10, how skanky do you consider my site?
one being Barbara Walters, ten being jenna jameson...
ideally?
i hope i'm a 5: a perfect mix of sex and intelligence.
no kissing up allowed.
i want to know.
not that i'll change much of anything, but i suppose if i get enough 3's i'll start posting full frontal, and if i get too many 7's i'll stop the fantasies.
JUST KIDDING.
i couldn't change this site if i wanted to.
okay, yes i could.
but why would i want to?
and who in the HELL is slipping "tweaker chick" pills into my wheaties??

good night.
sleep tight.
and bite someone's bug in bed...