what??

a post??
am i supposed to do a post today??
good god.
it's 3pm and i'm still in my pj's.
how the fuck do you expect a post when i'm in such a state???
lord.
i think i'll have ice cream for lunch, just to spite you.
or me.
or my ass.
oh!!
speaking of my ass...
i posted some new shit over on fucking buzznet.
finally.
and my kids requested a nap--WTF??--and now they're in there not sleeping.
oh well.
the point is: THEY ARE IN THERE.
and i am out here.
beauty.

but, alas, i have much to do.
so scurrry on over to buzznet and tell me i'm too old/fat/crazy to be posting such images.
or buy me stuff.

and remember i love you.
or at least i am glad you read my silly stuff.
and that's about the same.