Happy 3rd of July

Is Utah the only place doing its fireworks dispalys on Saturday night???
the fucking THIRD of fucking July??
if this is a common occurence throughout the country, then i'll apologzie for the following outburst...
GOD DAMN FUCKING UTAH.
this place is just about more than i can take sometimes.
i'm ALL for religious freedom.
but quit fucking shoving your beliefs on the rest of us.
grrrrrr.

so.
if you want to know the truth...
i don't really care.
just give me some fireworks, and tell me what day you're doing it.
i love fireworks...
at home...
we would sit in a boat, in the harbor and watch them...reflected in the water.
it was nice.
the pyrotechnics were less impressive than here, though...

as long as i'm just spouting off bits of truth--
here's another.
i am a 40 year old bald gay male.
what??
have i tried this too many times before to fool any of you?
yeah.
that's what i figured.
one of these days you'll believe me.

do you know what i think would be really cool?
if we could all hang out in one place for a weekend.
every blogger united.
it would be like Woodstock.
94.
cuz...69 was too long ago and 99 was lame.
but 94....
ah....
i had a ticket to the damned thing and turned it down so i could work.
work???
STUPID GIRL.
anyway, it would be like woodstock 94.
lots of drugs, lots of sex and LOTS of rock n roll.
there would be cake, too.
and wine.
....so, who's in?

well, it's a holiday weekend, so i'm sure no one else is blogging.
me?
i'll be here.
i finally have my laptop back, too.
it has had several transplants, face lifts and transfusions, but it is back.
hallelujah praise the lord (that's what i call my husband--in bed, at least.)
he IS the god of my computer world, though, too.
he is omnipotent. (not to be confused with impotent. heee.)

wow.
it's quite possible i have reached a new level of psychotic rambling...
nice.
hope you enjoyed it--or were annoyed by it.
either way, i win.

happy fireworks and cook out day!!
god bless america.