and there is general warmth being spread around like an STD in a small town.
those are the reasons i'm here, writing a post.
at least, that's what i want you to think.
i actually have a hidden agenda.
...'though it's not so hidden anymore, is it?
well.
actually, it is, because I don't even know what it is.
sometimes...
i even confuse myself.
which would be rather less fun than to abuse oneself.
heh.
so.
i spent several hours on the phone today.
what with the phone getting lost under the couch cushion.
get it?
ON the phone.
snort.
yes.
i may be high.
sugar is the only possible culprit, but i'm comfortable with blaming it.
i fucking HATE sugar.
...or more precisely, i hate my addiction to it.
I wish that sugar was a diuretic.
that would fucking rock.
sugar and butter and chocolate chips, when mixed, provide the ultimate weight loss tool!!
that would be the coolest.
thing.
ever.
i bundled the kids up like fucking eskimos (sidenote: i wonder if eskimos fuck differently than us, since they kiss with their noses? would they...perhaps rub asses? hmmm)
so i bundled the kids up to play in the snow--
only to find out that it was 70 degrees out there.
well.
not quite 70, but DAMN it was warm.
they were sweating like professional athletes when they came inside.
oh well.
better than frostbite.
we're heading out to do the bulk of our christmas shopping in a few minutes.
should be
nah, i'm looking forward to it.
after all, it's a sunday afternoon in UTAH COUNTY.
this means empty stores.
wooooooooo hoooooooooo.
and a side serving of yeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
husband's company x-mas party this week.
that'll be hot.
and cross your fingers for me, but i'm thiiiiis close to getting to go to the bay area with the mr. for one of his business trippies in january.
well, i'll be going for the weekend part.
i've never bean (yes, i did that on purpose, so you'd have to pronounce it like some fruit cake. or a canadian?) to that part of Cali.
and i'm VERRRRRRRY excited.
now i must dress.
good bye to you.
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