am i home yet?

not even drunk.
party was a smash hit.
and, ok...
a little drunk.
GREAT people.
i'm a dumbass when i stress about stuff.
remind me next time, wouldja???
they said we were leaving before all the crazy shit started...
well.
maybe next time...

all of us, transplants to utah--
all of us cool.
well, duh.

oh and did i mention i saw a kid from home at the gym?
i'm 94.3% sure it was him, at least.
a younger brother of some girls i didn't like.
weirdo mormon girls who moved there from--
dun dun dun--
UTAH.
ha.
full circle???
perhaps.

so tired.
but drunkenly so.
had a grass stain on my jeans.
had a lovely dinner.
want to burst into flames and be reborn.
good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
and don't let me awaken dehydrated.