okay, okay

this isn't exactly the dawning of the age of aquarius, or anything, but it is morning, so that's close.

i think we should all take a moment and jot something down on the calendar:
my kids are sitting quietly, eating cereal and watching a movie.
this is not normal.
this is glorious.
and it'll never happen again, so make a note of it, dammit.

and today it may reach 90.
and today i will go buy furniture.
and today i will go to hubby's office in a short dress with no panties.
and lock his office door.

but first i must go (come on, say it with me) to the gym.
what a repetitious life i lead!!

and we just made plans to go to Maine without the kids.
kind of excited.
i feel bad...they love it there, the beach, grandparents...
but i don't think i could do it.
just thinking about taking them on the plane again...
and being crowded into my parents house...
i nearly go into convulsions.
but thinking about being there, on true vacation, with just my sweet man?
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..........
seafood and beer.
ocean and sky.
exploring new places and spending time with old friends.
freedom, baby.
yeeee haaawww!!!!
and my kick ass sister in law just called to say that my husband asked her husband if our kids can stay with them while we're gone and that she would be happy to keep them.
and did i mention that she kicks ass?
she's really great.
so now the countdown begins....
home sweet home.

I may be having seasonally-induced writer's block.
there still is not a drop of good stuff in my head.
probably i'm just tormenting myself.
thinking that there are actually people out there reading tends to paralyze me.
so fuck you.
most of my hits come from people looking for porn anyway.
so let's just get on with the show.

so guess who resurfaced out of the clear blue yesterday?
my first regular reader.
my first internet buddy.
my first partner in crime (well, if lusting Orlando Bloom is a crime).
this chick rocks so hard you'll get seasick.
so go read The Bitchfest.
and if you say I sent you, you'll get 10% off your first purchase.