Monday, May 17, 2004

I'm a blogging fool today

but it's only because there is laundry to be done.
the name of my game is procrastination.
and i'm a gold medalist.

but seriously...
i just got home from the gym.
mondays used to be hot guy day.
hot girl day.
and not in that good way.
more like, no men to check out, just 3 or 4 women who were so much hotter than me that i wanted to cry.
or trip them.

it had me so flustered that i ended up eating a whole handful of my kids' fries on the way home.
and now i'm chewing gum to keep from eating anything else.
silly girl.
i swear to all the gods that my hormones are still raging out of control.
and i'm going to use that line until i pass out.

okay, time to get busy.
a quick poll for you all, in case you're bored:

1. have you ever had sex in a bar bathroom?
2. have you ever danced in the rain?
3. have you ever cried in public?

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