oh, girls, i found something!

I'm almost too twitterpated to hit the correct keys.

it's my wet dream, in full living color.

Not only is he a librarian, he is a Male Librarian Centerfold.

That's so much juxtaposition it makes me giddy.

I haven't read enough to ascertain his sexual orientation...for the record, i don't care either way--i'm still in LOVE.

madly.