just a couple of things...

first of all, we had a great time last night.
the wedding was beautiful--
they had the ceremony at bridal veil falls--
and the reception was at a ranch surrounded by mountains.
so, on the way home...
we're cruising through the canyon...
and there's something in the road, a little lump.
it's moving...
a half-srunched racoon, waving its arms at us---
CRUUUUUNCH!!
geh.
i almost puked.
and i couldn't stop seeing it/hearing it.
it played over and over in my head...
i'm getting goosebumps just writing this.
it was disgusting.

okay, and on a slightly less gory note...
I PASSED 50,000 HITS YESTERDAY!!!
yes...
i know that at least half of those are people searching for porn.
but that's okay.
they are welcome here.
everyone is welcome here.
it's like Ellis Island and shit.
only...more dirty talk, and fewer dirty feet.
(and i really wanted to end that sentence with a phrase containing "less dirty" something, but i couldn't bear to write it incorrectly and the only way to make that work would be to say that something was less dirty than something else...can't say less dirty feet unless you're saying his feet are less dirty than mine. which is probaby true because i walk around barefoot most of the time, even outside.)

and on our way to the wedding, we stopped to have a beer with a colleague of my husband's and his buddies.
the one guy (a handsome bear of a man with green eyes) said, ya gotta love pussy!
and i said, 'i know!'
so he said, 'damn...a woman with a nose ring who loves pussy--you'll wanna go with that!'
my husband said, 'i did!'
that spiraled into telling pussy jokes
and i, as usual, won the devotion of these man's men.
i'm one of them.
i'll probably even be awarded an honorary penis at some point.
which is almost as prestigious as receiving an honorary degree from an ivy league university.
(which hasn't happened yet, but i bet if BYU sees the quality of work i put into this site, they'll be tripping all over their jesus jammies just to give me one. what? you don't think?)
personally, i'll take the cock.
(let's hope it's detachable.)

so have a happy day.