had a dream last night that i was getting dressed for the Homecoming dance at BYU.
it was really fucking strange.
i had to remove all these damned safety pins from the dresses i was trying on--
UGLY god damned dresses, too.
and then a girl from high school was making out with this guy i was checking out.
damn her!
so i grumbled to myself, "i thought she was married..."
yes, last i checked--SO AM I.
hahaha.
i love dreams.
i'm so self-righteous and bitchy in my dreams.
not only did i have the WORST chinese take out of my LIFE on saturday...
but i got the all time LAMEST fortune.
"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."
um.
nice advertising, jackholes.
to be fair, the other one said something lovely, like, "your soul is full of love".
but i was too annoyed at the first one to take it seriously, so i chucked it.
but at least i watched a ton of great movies over the weekend.
and golfed.
and played raquetball.
and had the worst pizza on the planet--
as well as that infernal chinese...
i'm pretty sure the "beef" and brocooli and moo goo gai pan were not made from beef or chicken, respectively.
i'm guessing deer and rabbit.
NASTY.
so disgusting.
and of course, we had taken it out, and were too lazy to go back and complain.
we just won't be bothering them again.
so it was an odd weekend...
lots of good, and some bad.
--even some downright EVIL.
go read yesterday's post for a little story.
so the movies.
we saw The Forgotten, with Julianne Moore and that dude from ER (which is a show that annoys the shit out of me, by the way. only because it has fanatic viewers. and i'm not fanatic about ANY show. it's a show, for god's sake. end of rant.)
it was a great movie--i really liked it.
i have no idea what kind of reviews it's getting, but i liked it a lot.
we rented a few, too.
we don't usually watch 4 movies in one weekend, but it was fun.
since i want you to read yesterday's story, i'm going to stop here.
i would also like you to practice your procreation skills to the point of perfection.
never know when you're going to need that shit.
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