my kids have called two bearded men "Jesus" today.
i don't know how they know who Jesus is, but i'm kinda freaked out.
my husband has spent more of the past three days getting sucked into doing useless crap for other people that i'm about to lose it.
and we have like two feet of snow.
it's dry so it's no good for snowballs or snow men or snow men's balls...
stuart little: the cat says, "then i'm going to lick myself and if you do it right it can take a few hours."
WHAT THE FUCK???
nice kids' show.
more on the holidays next time.
good "getting caught with my pants down" story...