Braless TUESDAY

Two's day

Tooozday

Shoes day.

Unencumbered Knockers Day.

Free-as-a-Bird Boobies Day.


Braless for Peace Day.

No-one-reads-the-post Day.

Tuesday...

Booz Day.

Right?

Right.

(I couldn't decide which shot I like better...)

This is a celebration of my husband's hard work last night--
(no, not in the bedroom, although he deserves a prize of some kind for that, as well...)
No, I'm celebrating the new computer he put together for THE KIDS.
I can't guarantee they won't still use mine more than I would like,
but at least I won't feel guilty kicking them off mine so I can surf porn.
oh, come ON.
I don't really do that.
I prefer to make and distribute my own.
what??
It's way less expoitative to women that way.
or something.
Ya know, sometimes I forget that I'm a little more...
er...
adventurous?
forward thinking?
than the average American.
This week's Desperate Housewives episode sorta brought that home.
The couple filming themselves, etc.
I was sort of confused as to why all the fuss--
I would totally let someone else film us having sex, if they had such a sweet setup.
crap.
I guess I'm the creepy neighbor.
Good thing I don't have anyone to have playdates with anyway...
And there goes one more day of Lisa Shares a whole-helluva-lot More Than Anyone Needed to Hear.

So, not only do I get screwed out of longer days of Kindergarten,
but every week the last day of the week is "short", whether it's a Friday or not.
TODAY WAS A FUCKING SHORT DAY.
Which means they're there for 2 damn lousy stinkin hours.
AND.
they didn't send home a reminder.
I meant to check the calendar...
to see what the schedule was like this week...
but I forgot.
So.
when I scurried to their school from my school, and discovered no crowd waiting...
I knew.
and I felt like a fucking MORON.
Oh well.
I'm just glad I didn't have to miss class again.

Whatever.
My head hurts.
Or maybe it's my heart not hurting that feels strange.
or my head not thinking.
Or my feet in these damn boots.

And I am sick of being such a damn whiner
bitcher
moaner
screamer
uh...oops...
sidetracked.

have a great day.