Well, yeah, you get the point.
It's the weekend!!!!!!!!
and tonight, I get to go on a date with my husband.
and, this just in: another couple.
not THAT kind of a date, just--
oh, whatever.
why do I bother trying to explain shit that you already GET?
...don't feel bad, I do that to myself, too...
ah, me and the voices, we have a grand ole time.
screw hubby if he doesn't want to join the party in my head--
hey, as long as he's joining the one in my PANTS, we're all set.
lord help me...
I'm not even jacked up on coffee.
so I have no excuse.
except maybe endorphins.
good workout, etc.
lots eye candy.
I think I've decided my next crush is going to be on an Asian man, with sorta a hard edge...maybe longish hair and a tattoo.
just a little heads up for ya.
okay, so I'll try to rein it in a bit, and make a LITTLE sense...
I could do that for you, right?
because I care and I'm considerate...
and I'm procrastinating.
I'm supposed to call the wife of the other couple and finalize details, but it's our husbands who are friends, I've only met her twice...
YES. I'm shy-ish.
we have the same name, so that should help.
and she's really nice/cool.
and NO i'm not just saying that cuz I know they read this sometimes...
I'm really not, but now I feel like I'm protesting too much.
at least I"ll wait to publish this until after I call...
so I won't worry if she's already read it.
which, of course, is highly unlikely, but still...
active minds have to have SOMETHING to hyperventilate over, right?
right.
ok, so make to making sense...
oh!!
my husband was talking to one of his brothers yesterday,
and brother said, "Loose lips sink ships."
...is it a testament to the utter and complete perversion of my delicate mind that I started laughing at that, because all I could think of was "pussy lips/ship sized cocks"....
loose pussies can hold ship sized cocks!!!!
...yeah...
I'll seek counselling.
I promise.
also...
on the way into the gym today, there were a couple of guys walking in, just behind us.
my boys chose that moment to say, "Nice Penis!!"
both of them, repeatedly--loudly.
oh...god, wherfore art thou???? hast thou fucking forsaken me, or what???
I really wouldn't have laughed if there hadn't been two male witnesses...
but I couldn't help but immediately interpret it from their point of view...
yes, I sorta wanted to die.
they both wandered off muttering, "I hate kids."
ok, so here's something new:
politics.
no, politics aren't new, but ME talking about them???
yes.
new.
I just started leaving this comment yesterday, and couldn't stop, so I brought it here...
Pisser was talking about how Bush biffed it on a bike--again, and reminded us that he's done it before, as well as choking on a damned pretzel.
Karma or god or the balance of the fucking universe--is trying to kill the man.
Because he should never have been president to begin with.
I'd like to know why stupid Al Gore couldn't have been less of a 'tard.
I'm not really a democrat, nor really a republican, but jesus.
IF ONLY.
we were all so dreamily comfortable under Billy Bob's spell that when election time came...
we were all in denial.
I know I was.
I kept saying, "but...can't we just have Clinton again?"
stupid girl, i know.
but...somehow, it really feels cosmically wrong.
neither of those dufuses should have been president.
but who?
who could it have been???
why wasn't there a better choice AND a voting public who was willing to consider it??
That's what's wrong with this country.
everything is democrat or republican.
why not let some more parties in there???
anyway...
I also have to wonder why they haven't solved the "our president looks like a fucking idiot every time he opens his mouth" problem, yet.
ok, so he's a fucking idiot.
fine.
don't tell me he doesn't have access to THE BEST god damned speech writers out there.
and don't tell me SOMEONE couldn't make some shitty cue cards or something.
COME ON.
yes, I watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as my main source of news...
bite me.
yes, I realize that wasn't well-thought out, or anything.
but.
there you have it.
mostly, I hope you all have as fantastic of a weekend as I'm planning to,
and get laid, or put out or whatever, ok???
the world's a better place that way, I promise.
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