oh/the/cruelty/of/Fate---

I-am-finally-feeling-the-old-familiar-stirrings
...of-creativity,and-now-the-keyboard-is-hosed.

i-shall-brave-the-thunderous-crowds-of-saturday-shopping-to-obtain-a-new-one.

last-night-lots-of-fun--
wretched-damn-hangover,though.
even-if-i-didn't-get-drunk.
what-a-waste...

i-have-some-thoughts,which-are-just-bursting-to-be-immortalized-in-print,
but-i-find-my-newly-rediscovered-creativity-to-be-handicapped-by-my...
hands.
har.
this/is/a/fucked/up/way/to/try/typing/a/goddamned/sentence111
and/no/exclamation/points,apparently.
it's/humorous,to/me...
but/not/so/very/fun.
all/praise/to/jesus'/name/
if/he'll/come/down/and/pluck/this/piercing/headache/from/within/my/skull.
otherwise,dude/can/cheerfully/sod/off.

maybe/cake/will/help.
that's/always/the/answer,isn't/it/
dammit/no/question/marks/either.
shocker.

ok.i/will/end/this/torture.
will/report/back/when/new/keyboard/is/secured.
meantime,i'll/be/eating/cake/and/reading/Pratchett.

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