Happy Braless Valentine's Day

Roses are red,
and so is your head.
If violets are blue
hope your balls aren't, too!

Eh, whatever.

I NEVER
ever
EVER
claimed to be a poet.

I'm in red, my friend's in pink.
I look positively flat chested, don't I?



Hope you all have a happy day, especially those who are dreading it.