good lord

it's been a crazy week.
good, but busy.
and there's no end in sight.
you know...
i used to love being busy.
now?
all i want is some peace and quiet.
and a piece of ass.
not much to ask, i think.
seriously, this is going to be a busy summer.
and i'm excited.
mostly, i look forward to 11 glorious days in Maine.
child free.
a second honeymoon of sorts.
my mom and sister will be here in about 3 weeks,
then the week after they leave my favoritest sister in law will be here.
and they'll be here until it's time for us to go to Maine.
not staying with us the whole time, but it'll be busy.
not to mention the season passes to the water park and the "new" "job".
(yes both of those are finger-quotation marked...to denote their fallaciousness...)
why yes, i would like some cheese to go with that whine.
thanks for offering.
i love cheese.
and wine.

okay, time for a funny stoner story.
so there's this guy who was friends with my husband and all his buddies back in the high school/post-high school party days...
and he was a stoner of Spicoli proportions...
so this girl had just had a baby and was getting ready to nurse him.
this dude says, "are you gonna just feed the baby right here?"
she says, "yeah."
he pauses and says, "i like boobs."

and while we're on the subject...
has anyone out there seen "The Hot Chick", starring Rob Schneider?
well...don't admit it!
god.
now i'm embarassed to be seen with you.
it was pretty bad, for the most part.
but, hey, i needed to shorten my life by about 2 hours so, it's fine.
anyway, it's a guy and girl who switch bodies.
this teenage girl is trying to pee standing up, in a man's body for the first time.
she/he's in a public restroom.
another patron enters and commences to pee.
she/he stares.
then tries to immitate.
the pee goes everywhere. ha. ha.
whatever.
then later she/he runs into the other guy again and they have an argument of some sort.
she (remember in a man's body) shouts, "you think you're so cool cuz you can pee with your penis?"
rockin.

okay.
that's enough for now.
time to go work on that pesky fantasy friday...
wish me fuck.
i mean luck.
ooooops.