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[shameless begging] If you didn't read it, and want to, and it cuts off, click on the post title and you will have the whole post.[/shameless begging]
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I have two dry erase boards, and a Palm Pilot thingy, and I still can't keep track of my life. As Lisa would say: faaaaaaaaaaaack! *sniff* I miss her. We miss her. Yesssss preciousssss we doesssss.
Thanks to Orange for the pokey with the little stick. I thought I was another day this week. So now this is kind of rushed because all I had was a draft and an idea. Dammit. Shit. Faaaack.
I am tootsieroll. If you go to my blog you will see my name is Giovanna, and no reference to tootsieroll, so I thought I would start by explaining that in case it was burning anyone's buns. (My name actually isn't even Giovanna, go figure.) You see, in an attempt to gain back some anonymity on the internet, I created another alias when I decided to post a response on D-Listed. It is my guilty pleasure. If you've never been there it's like US Magazine on crack with swear words. Anyway to make a long boring story more boring, D-Listed uses Haloscan for comments, as does Lisa, and it cookied me in there as tootsieroll, so there you go. No more anonymity, since Lisa welcomed me into her ample bosom and linked me.
Ok, Leesa once brought this up, and Maine touched upon it when he was he being all self-depreciating in his guest post about people searching for boobs and getting squat, but seriously: I find the things that people search that lead them to my blog fascinating. Granted, much like our beloved hostess-on-vacation-in-France, Lisa I get my share of weirdos and freaks due to the fact that the name of my blog is "Not So Desperate." But there is one search that has come up more than once that has me baffled. I am embarrassed actually, because for as much bravado I put forth I am actually quite naïve, but what is it with "girls desperate to pee?" I do know what a "golden shower" is. Is that what it has to do with? WTF are people searching for when they type in "girls desperate to pee?" Just check out the line for the ladies room at any suburban night club, you'll find a few crossing their legs.
I also get a lot of hits with MILFs. "MILFs in g strings", and my absolute favorite: "randy MILFS" from google.uk. LMFAO. I bet it was Austin Powers himself checking me out, Yeah baby! "Free gina porn" was another good one. I have a feeling that's with the long "I" sound though. Oh, and "housewife panties". If you're reading, I have your number sicko. No one smells my undies but me. Oh, and I almost forgot "hot girls desperate for money." I was the 9th hit for that one. That, I'll take, since I am hot, and always want more money.
Put that in your hash pipe and smoke it. Then pass it around.
Love,
tootsie, always with a small "t" but a big heart.
Here's some cleavage for you. Braless would be a waste.
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